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GrumpyParty.Com, where we're Grumpy, Easy, and Ugly.
GrumpyParty.Com is the world's simplest e-mail broadcasting and invitation service.
It's so easy, all the others will make you grumpy!
I'll tell ya why I'm grumpy. I'm grumpy because all I wanted to do was invite a few people to a party. So, I went to one of
those sites where you can invite people and get RSVPs. Momma didn't raise no fool, but it still took about two hours to get it done, because
the site kept malfunctioning and I was besieged by ads. That made me grumpy. I thought about just sending out a bulk mail, but I really did want
those RSVPs and some organized feedback. So, I suffered on and thought to myself, "Gee, I could do better than this." All of that suffering made me Grumpy,
and then I made this site, which I call GrumpyParty.
We're easy because our site has no frills. Come on! We're adults here, right? Do you really need a background theme to go along with your invitation?
My guess is that your guests can read. What good is a champagne glass in the background? Of course, GrumpyParty isn't short on features, and if you
must have a theme, you can create your own and upload it. But, our whole site is pretty much a single page, because sometimes it's not about what you
put in to a product; it's about what you leave out. That's why we're Easy.
So, that just leaves one thing to explain. Why are we so Ugly? I mean those other sites are really pretty, aren't they? Well, our site has plenty of features and
is the easiest to use. Remember, Google is ugly too (how pretty can a single field be?). If you want art, go to the gallery. If you want to invite people to go places
and do things, then welcome to GrumpyParty, where we let you get on with your life...
Pricing: You'll notice that GrumpyParty is completely free from ads. That's so you can get on with your life with
as little hassle as possible. To make our site available without ads, we have to charge a small fee. There are no
subscription or recurring fees, and you only need to provide credit card information once. If you ever use our service again,
it's a single click to send. Here are our rates:
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Number of E-Mails
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Total Charge
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1-20
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$1
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21-100
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$2
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101-1000
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$3
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1001-10,000 (max allowed for a single event)
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$10
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